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ruinedchildhood

18th Aug 2014

Monday // 12am // 3 days ago

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

ibringcha0s

18th Aug 2014

Monday // 12am // 3 days ago
what-is-this-i-dont-even

18th Aug 2014

Monday // 12am // 3 days ago

shaq-stoned:

jyostar:

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

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pet-symetary

06th Aug 2014

Wednesday // 8pm // 2 weeks ago

One night,
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.

(Source: knotsandwaves)

pet-symetary

06th Aug 2014

Wednesday // 8pm // 2 weeks ago
bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

derpley

06th Aug 2014

Wednesday // 8pm // 2 weeks ago

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

derpley

06th Aug 2014

Wednesday // 8pm // 2 weeks ago

clestroying:

Do not let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst, you are a pink starburst.

(Source: clestroying)

introducingmetoyou

03rd Aug 2014

Sunday // 4am // 2 weeks ago

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

contort

03rd Aug 2014

Sunday // 4am // 2 weeks ago

galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
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(Source: galaxys4)

contort

03rd Aug 2014

Sunday // 4am // 2 weeks ago

eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”